Jokes!

Waiter: Hello, what can I get you today?

Customer: I would like a sandwich.

Waiter: With pleasure Sir!

Customer: No, with sauce!

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.

Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?

Husband: I'm just kidding!

Teacher:Which book has helped you the most in your life?

Student: My father's check book!

A woman is giving 2 train tickets to the conductor.

Conductor: Why do have 2 tickets, you are the only one traveling.

Overweight woman: So I can sit comfortably.

Conductor: But these seat numbers are 42 and 67!