Jokes!
Waiter: Hello, what can I get you today?
Customer: I would like a sandwich.
Waiter: With pleasure Sir!
Customer: No, with sauce!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I'm just kidding!
Teacher:Which book has helped you the most in your life?
Student: My father's check book!
A woman is giving 2 train tickets to the conductor.
Conductor: Why do have 2 tickets, you are the only one traveling.
Overweight woman: So I can sit comfortably.
Conductor: But these seat numbers are 42 and 67!